So today I was thinking about what’d be like to clone myself. I imagine that my clone would be raised in a setting like The Island’s, and she would think that I was vile. Seriously, think about that. It’s you, but raised by scientists in a controlled setting that has nothing to do with your actual family. Just as smart and weird looking as you are today. Now, I wanna know what my clone thinks of me. And my lifestyle. And my decisions.
i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet
shoutout to mum and dad for paying for the internet bless your souls
so i lost my phone in school today and to test if the phone was mine the cop asked what my screeensaver was.
i had to tell her this
people say teenagers are reckless and unable to make proper mature decisions so why does the majority of my future rely on the decisions i make when i am a teenager
your move society
(Source: maradeur, via slightlypsychicparade)
when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid
"It’s showing some kind of instructions on the screen. What do I do?"
— (via clientsfromhell)