So today I was thinking about what’d be like to clone myself. I imagine that my clone would be raised in a setting like The Island’s, and she would think that I was vile. Seriously, think about that. It’s you, but raised by scientists in a controlled setting that has nothing to do with your actual family. Just as smart and weird looking as you are today. Now, I wanna know what my clone thinks of me. And my lifestyle. And my decisions.

meme-apartman:

Grown Up Mutant Parent Turtleshttp://meme-apartman.tumblr.com

meme-apartman:

Grown Up Mutant Parent Turtles
http://meme-apartman.tumblr.com

fort-unate:

mormondad:

i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet

shoutout to mum and dad for paying for the internet bless your souls

(via slightlypsychicparade)

m-dnightblue:

so i lost my phone in school today and to test if the phone was mine the cop asked what my screeensaver was.

i had to tell her this

image

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alrightpotter:

people say teenagers are reckless and unable to make proper mature decisions so why does the majority of my future rely on the decisions i make when i am a teenager

your move society

(Source: maradeur, via slightlypsychicparade)

hotmama95:

jaidefinichon:

soon

I don’t trust this. It’ll be used for furry porn.

hotmama95:

jaidefinichon:

soon

I don’t trust this. It’ll be used for furry porn.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via 4ever-friendzone)

madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

(via slightlypsychicparade)

I seriously want nothing more than a hot toddy and to punch a few select people in the face.

"It’s showing some kind of instructions on the screen. What do I do?"

— (via clientsfromhell)

brotherbrain:

Amazon Stage Evolution: Street Fighter II, SFII Turbo, and Super SFII.

brotherbrain:

Amazon Stage Evolution: Street Fighter II, SFII Turbo, and Super SFII.